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[Something. Something she should be knowing. Except then he says his uniform is a fashion icon and wait. Hold up. Hold on a second. She's just going to gigglesnort a little at that okay.
And then she gets to be offended. Because Hold. On. ]
The name's Batgirl, actually. And I'm the real deal. [Does she have to convince everybody she meets?] Not that you should be talking about wannabe's, What're you some Superboy knockoff?
[And Oh! That's it! A Super. He is.... Well, he is flying, Steph. Except she's met Superboy, kinda.]
A tacky one. [She mutters, though is feeling slightly more cautious now.]
Knockoff? [EXCUSE YOU.] Could a knockoff do this? [And then he is landing on the roof's edge and the moment his feet touch the ground, a few boxes that are stacked on the roof immediately topple over and rearrange themselves so that they're stacked by size, the smallest one casually rolling vertically to the top and settling itself.]
There's nothing about my TTK that can be knocked off thank you very much.
And you are not Batgirl, I have met Batgirl. [And made out with her so he is one hundred percent certain she is not her.]
[Girl who is not Batgirl wearing a Batgirl costume, are you okay? Did you hit your head while grappling or something...? Kon frowns and raises an eyebrow, fixing her with a searching look and speaking slowly as if to a child.]
...I'm getting the feeling that was supposed to be some sort of insult. Are you really into the 80's or something? I mean, Madonna is cool and all and I won't complain about Billy Idol...also we definitely haven't met. For one, Batgirl isn't blonde, but nice try.
[Steph heaves a sigh. It always comes down to her not being a red head, or not being a master martial artist.]
I just happen to be a modern girl, y'know. A modern Batgirl. But hey, we all had our 90's phase. I'd be lying if I said I didn't still have my Spice Girls CDs.
Exactly what year do you think it is? [It would be his luck to run into someone who doesn't know the year and thinks she's Batgirl. Where is Robin when you need him???] Or you know, decade because I'm getting the feeling this is more of a decade thing.
[Kon stares at her and then answers with the year "Wibbly wobbly timey wimey comics timelines." It is definitely not the same year she had said.]
.....I think I may have figured out the problem. [Normally, he would go with 'You're clearly crazy' but the whole Kon not being able to remember much of well...anything about what is going on or why he is in Gotham lends a little credence to the time thing. Except. Except maybe that's exactly what she wants him to think. Maybe she is behind his memory loss!!]
Okay and why should I believe you that it's 2011, maybe you're just trying to make me believe that so you can carry out some villainous plot.
[Gesturing to the S-Shield splashed across his chest.]
Right, I'm the weird one. Look if you're "Batgirl" why don't you just call Robin and he can settle this once and for all. [And you know, drag her back to Arkham.]
If there's some sort of time travel going on here, then we probably have completely different Robins. I mean, the one I know is kinda small and bratty, and the one you probably know is....
[It takes Kon a moment to digest those words and then suddenly he looks as though he has been punched in the gut. Different Robins. She'd been about to say something else but she had just trailed off and kon's expression does nothing to hide the sudden terror that grips him.
[Look, Hot Girl wearing the Batgirl uniform, he's not saying there can't be multiple Batgirls because he already knows that's a thing. Obviously there was that one with the red hair and then there is Cass who is totally cool, very attractive, and definitely not blonde.
But that doesn't mean she is one of them and not some weird wannabe hero or scheming villain. And if he just assumes she's Batgirl because she says so, he's pretty sure Tim will find him and kill him. Probably by lecturing him to death. Which would suck so.]
Sounds like something a villain would say to change the subject. [Pointed look.]
Do you want me to hand you my certified Bat-card? I mean, I can try to call Red Robin, but he kinda does his own thing these days. I can patch you through to Oracle? B&R are busy. Heck, Supergirl will vouch for me.
[She knows what those lectures are like. She's been lectured to death before. Worst way to die, tbh]
I wouldn't turn it down. [The Bat-card he means, if for no other reason then he really wants to see that. As for getting someone to back up what she's saying...]
Call Robin-Red Robin-whatever he's going by I guess. [Kon Pauses and frowns.] What's with the color addition anyway? [Though he supposes it's better than like Robin-man. The thought makes him snicker and he makes a note to tease Tim with that name later, ignoring the way that whole later concept leaves him feeling slightly uneasy.
From the sounds of it, this girl might actually be telling the truth in which case he'll have to figure out a way back home before he can think about talking to anyone from his time or whatever.]
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And then she gets to be offended. Because Hold. On. ]
The name's Batgirl, actually. And I'm the real deal. [Does she have to convince everybody she meets?] Not that you should be talking about wannabe's, What're you some Superboy knockoff?
[And Oh! That's it! A Super. He is.... Well, he is flying, Steph. Except she's met Superboy, kinda.]
A tacky one. [She mutters, though is feeling slightly more cautious now.]
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There's nothing about my TTK that can be knocked off thank you very much.
And you are not Batgirl, I have met Batgirl. [And made out with her so he is one hundred percent certain she is not her.]
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Okay, well I've met Superboy [And not made out with him, thank goodness] and I don't remember him looking like he walked out of a 90's catalogue.
[Crossing arms here.]
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...I'm getting the feeling that was supposed to be some sort of insult. Are you really into the 80's or something? I mean, Madonna is cool and all and I won't complain about Billy Idol...also we definitely haven't met. For one, Batgirl isn't blonde, but nice try.
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I just happen to be a modern girl, y'know. A modern Batgirl. But hey, we all had our 90's phase. I'd be lying if I said I didn't still have my Spice Girls CDs.
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Okay but what.]
Exactly what year do you think it is? [It would be his luck to run into someone who doesn't know the year and thinks she's Batgirl. Where is Robin when you need him???] Or you know, decade because I'm getting the feeling this is more of a decade thing.
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[Wait! Is this a time traveler? Is she getting her first time traveler? Where's O when you need her?]
What year do you think it is?
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.....I think I may have figured out the problem. [Normally, he would go with 'You're clearly crazy' but the whole Kon not being able to remember much of well...anything about what is going on or why he is in Gotham lends a little credence to the time thing. Except. Except maybe that's exactly what she wants him to think. Maybe she is behind his memory loss!!]
Okay and why should I believe you that it's 2011, maybe you're just trying to make me believe that so you can carry out some villainous plot.
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I'm not the villainous looking one here.
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Right, I'm the weird one. Look if you're "Batgirl" why don't you just call Robin and he can settle this once and for all. [And you know, drag her back to Arkham.]
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You mean make the situation worse?
If there's some sort of time travel going on here, then we probably have completely different Robins. I mean, the one I know is kinda small and bratty, and the one you probably know is....
[Tim.]
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(He is so tired of losing people.)]
Is what? Why isn't he Robin anymore?
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[She suddenly realizes what he must think and shakes her head, waving her hands.]
No, no. Nothing like that! He's not... dead. He's just, Red Robin now. That is, if we're talking about the same Robin here.
[What if he knows the Red Hood? Steph doesn't even want to think about getting him involved.]
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Could you maybe never do that ever again? Geez, give me a heart attack! [He shakes his head and takes a deep breath before raising an eyebrow at her.]
Gigantic nerd. [Look, it doesn't give away his identity, but if she really is in the know, that has to make it obvious who he's talking about.]
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So wait, you're actually Superboy? Just, like, past Superboy? This is really weird.
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I kept saying. Anyway, now that we know I'm me, tell me why I should believe that you are who you say you are?
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What, Robins can change but Batgirls can't?
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But that doesn't mean she is one of them and not some weird wannabe hero or scheming villain. And if he just assumes she's Batgirl because she says so, he's pretty sure Tim will find him and kill him. Probably by lecturing him to death. Which would suck so.]
Sounds like something a villain would say to change the subject. [Pointed look.]
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[She knows what those lectures are like. She's been lectured to death before. Worst way to die, tbh]
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Call Robin-Red Robin-whatever he's going by I guess. [Kon Pauses and frowns.] What's with the color addition anyway? [Though he supposes it's better than like Robin-man. The thought makes him snicker and he makes a note to tease Tim with that name later, ignoring the way that whole later concept leaves him feeling slightly uneasy.
From the sounds of it, this girl might actually be telling the truth in which case he'll have to figure out a way back home before he can think about talking to anyone from his time or whatever.]